Buy the Author I Do Horrible Things To Imaginary People Shirt Today!

If you are a writer, or simply buy gifts for one, you’ve found the ultimate piece of literary apparel: the Author I Do Horrible Things To Imaginary People Shirt. This clever, dark-humored t-shirt perfectly captures the necessary cruelty of fictional creation—the joy of being a ruthless god in your own novel. It’s the definitive piece of clothing for anyone who understands that sometimes, the best characters need the worst things to happen to them.

This graphic tee is more than just a novelty item; it’s a high-quality, printed shirt designed for all-day comfort, whether you are outlining plot points at a café or celebrating a book launch. Our commitment to durable, vibrant printing ensures the witty quote remains clear and sharp through countless edits and washes. To keep your favorite literary apparel looking its best, we recommend reviewing resources on How to Care for Your Graphic Tees.

We are proud to offer a product that prioritizes ethical sourcing and made-to-order production, supporting a shift towards sustainable shopping. This responsible approach reduces waste associated with mass production. By choosing to shop this design, you are supporting conscious consumption. You can learn more about ethical sourcing by reading about The Importance of Sustainable Apparel Sourcing. This commitment ensures the quality of your Author I Do Horrible Things To Imaginary People Shirt is matched by its responsible origin.

Design & Inspiration

The simple, bold statement on the Author I Do Horrible Things To Imaginary People Shirt is instantly recognizable within the writing community. It serves as a humorous declaration of one’s craft and an acknowledgment of the emotional detachment required to write a truly captivating story. No other piece of clothing captures the writer’s internal struggle quite like this tee.

Benefits of This Design:

• Conversation Starter: Easily sparks discussions among fellow book lovers and creatives.

• Statement Piece: Clearly communicates the wearer’s hobby or profession with humor.

• Relatable Content: Captures the universal truth that writers must sometimes be cruel to be kind (to the reader).

• Optimal Legibility: The design uses a clean, block font that stands out against the fabric, ensuring maximum impact for this printed shirt.

Fabric & Fit: Authentic Material Details

You’ve now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It’s made for supreme comfort and enduring quality. The materials are carefully selected to provide a soft feel without sacrificing durability, making it the perfect unisex shirt for long creative sessions. When you buy this apparel, you are investing in comfort.

This printed shirt is built to last, featuring:

• 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, comfortable feel.

• Sport Grey is a blend of 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester.

• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton.

• Fabric weight is 4.5 oz/yd2 (153 g/m2).

• The durable stitching includes double stitching on the neckline and sleeves, adding longevity.

• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping enhances structural integrity.

• The fabric is quarter-turned to avoid a crease down the center, ensuring a better look and fit.

When to Wear It

The versatility of this tee makes it suitable for almost any casual setting where you want to show off your love for writing. This Author I Do Horrible Things To Imaginary People Shirt is perfect for every writer’s lifestyle.

• At the Desk: The ultimate comfortable writing uniform.

• Literary Events: Perfect for book signings, open mic nights, and writer meetups.

• Casual Outings: A relaxed, humorous option for everyday errands or coffee shop visits.

• As a Gift: The ideal present to buy for your favorite novelist or screenwriting buddy.

Sustainable & Made-to-Order Production

We are proud that your Author I Do Horrible Things To Imaginary People Shirt is a made-to-order item. This practice is crucial to our sustainable shopping model, as it significantly reduces textile waste by only producing what has been sold. This approach also allows us to offer you a fresher printed shirt.

Production & Shipping Times:

As part of our commitment to sustainable, made-to-order production, this item is printed and fulfilled just for you by our partner facility.

Product Highlights

This unisex shirt is built for comfort, style, and longevity, making it a great value when you decide to buy it. We ensure every t-shirt meets our high standards.

• Superior Fabric: Crafted primarily from ring-spun cotton for a soft, premium feel.

• Durable Stitching: Reinforced for longevity, designed to withstand frequent wear.

• Optimal Fit: Unisex retail fit ensures a comfortable, true-to-size feel for all body types.

• Low Maintenance: Easy-care instructions make this a hassle-free addition to your clothing collection.

• Ethical Production: Supports sustainable and ethical manufacturing practices for your apparel.

Our Return & Refund Policy

Since all products, including your Author I Do Horrible Things To Imaginary People Shirt, are printed on demand, we adhere to a specific policy designed around made-to-order operations.

• Final Sale (Made-to-Order): We generally do not accept returns for buyer’s remorse or incorrect size selection, so please consult the sizing chart carefully before you shop.

• Exceptions: We gladly accept returns within 7 days of delivery for items that are faulty, damaged, or incorrect due to our error.

• Modifications: Orders can be modified or canceled only within 4 hours of purchase by emailing contact@teesparadize.com.

FAQ Section

We want to make the decision to buy this amazing tee as easy as possible. This Author I Do Horrible Things To Imaginary People Shirt is designed to meet your expectations for quality and humor.

• Is this t-shirt true to size?

  • Yes, it follows standard unisex shirt retail sizing. Please check the detailed size chart against a favorite t-shirt you already own for the best fit.

• What is ring-spun cotton?

  • It is a process where cotton fibers are continuously twisted and thinned, resulting in a much softer, more durable material compared to standard open-end cotton.

• Can I use a discount code?

  • Yes, simply apply your valid code at checkout to reduce the final price when you shop this design.

• Why does production take 2–5 days?

  • As a made-to-order item, this time is required to print, cure, and quality-check your printed shirt before it is shipped, ensuring you receive a perfect product while supporting sustainable practices.

Ready to wear your dark literary side with pride? Don’t wait to shop this unique design!