The Ultimate Promise Me A Million Times That You Will Never Do Another Rule Shirt

Welcome to the official product page for the ultimate expression of comedy fandom: the Promise Me A Million Times That You Will Never Do Another Rule Shirt. This isn’t just fan apparel; it’s a high-quality, comfortable t-shirt designed to honor the legacy of the “Shirt Brothers” sketch from I Think You Should Leave. Ready to break the rules of boring fashion? You can buy this iconic tee right here and now.

This printed shirt goes beyond simple merchandise. It’s constructed with care and designed for all-day comfort, ensuring it becomes the favorite piece of clothing in your wardrobe. When looking to shop for unique apparel, understanding the quality of the fabric is crucial. We prioritize premium materials to ensure durability and comfort. For those interested in sustainable consumer practices, our made-to-order process significantly reduces waste compared to mass-produced clothing. Learn more about the advantages of materials like ring-spun cotton for long-lasting comfort and quality construction [Guide to Finding the Perfect T-Shirt Fit].

By choosing to shop this design, you’re embracing sustainable fashion. This made-to-order shirt is part of our commitment to responsible production, minimizing our environmental impact by printing only what is purchased. Our dedication to ethical production standards means you can feel great about where your t-shirt comes from [Ethical Sourcing and Sustainable Apparel]. Secure your piece of comedy history and buy now!

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Design & Inspiration

This design is a direct and unmistakable tribute to the unforgettable line spoken by the late Biff Wiff in the iconic “Shirt Brothers” segment. We’ve captured the earnestness and absurdity of the moment in a clean, bold graphic.

• Iconic Quote: Features the full, unedited quote: “Promise Me A Million Times That You Will Never Do Another Rule.”

• Fan Favorite: Instantly recognizable ITYSL merch that connects you with fellow fans.

• Statement Piece: A fantastic way to showcase your unique sense of humor and love for the show.

• High-Quality Print: The text is applied using durable printing techniques to resist cracking and fading.

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Fabric & Fit

Alt Text: A clean mockup of the Promise Me A Million Times That You Will Never Do Another Rule Shirt featuring the iconic quote.

You’ve now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It’s made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite! We’ve selected these specific materials and construction techniques to ensure every tee we sell offers superior wear and feel.

Product Information & Material Details

• Material: 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft and comfortable feel.

• Sport Grey: 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester.

• Dark Heather: 65% polyester, 35% cotton.

• Weight: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²).

• Construction:

  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for a clean finish.

  • Quarter-turned to avoid a crease down the center.

  • Durable stitching on the neckline and sleeves.

• Fit: Relaxed, comfortable unisex shirt sizing.

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When to Wear It

The Promise Me A Million Times That You Will Never Do Another Rule Shirt is the perfect apparel for nearly every casual setting where you want to signal your impeccable taste in comedy.

• Watch Parties: The ultimate uniform for binging I Think You Should Leave.

• Comedy Shows: A conversation starter at stand-up or improv events.

• Everyday Comfort: Pair this tee with jeans or shorts for superior casual wear.

• Gifting: The perfect gift for a fellow Shirt Brother who needs new clothing.

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Sustainable & Made-to-Order

As part of our commitment to sustainable, made-to-order production, this item is printed and fulfilled just for you by our partner. This process prevents overproduction and waste associated with fast fashion. When you buy this item, you are choosing quality and responsibility.

Shipping & Production Times

The total delivery time is the sum of the Production Time plus the Shipping Time.

1. Production Time

• Average Time: Please allow 2–5 business days for your product to be custom printed shirt and prepared before it ships.

2. Estimated Total Delivery

Destination	Estimated Shipping Time (After Production)	Estimated Total Delivery Time (Production + Shipping)
United States	3–4 business days	5 – 9 business days
International	5–20 business days	7 – 25 business days

Our Return & Refund Policy

• Final Sale (Made-to-Order): Since all products are printed on demand, we generally do not accept returns for buyer’s remorse or incorrect size selection. Please review the size chart carefully before you shop.

• Exceptions: We gladly accept returns within 7 days of delivery for items that are faulty, damaged, or incorrect due to our error.

• Modifications: Orders can be modified or canceled only within 4 hours of purchase by emailing contact@teesparadize.com.

• Tracking: You will receive a tracking number via email as soon as your t-shirt ships from our partner facility.

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Product Highlights

The Promise Me A Million Times That You Will Never Do Another Rule Shirt is crafted to be your new go-to t-shirt because of its quality features.

• Superior Comfort: Made with ring-spun cotton for a soft, premium feel.

• Long-Lasting: Enhanced with durable stitching to ensure longevity.

• Eco-Conscious: Benefits from our made-to-order process for sustainable production.

• Perfect Fit: Comfortable, true-to-size fit in our unisex shirt style.

• Easy Care: Simple washing instructions (inside-out, cold) keep the printed shirt looking fresh.

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FAQ Section

Is the fit of this t-shirt true to size?

Yes, the fit is a relaxed unisex shirt style. We recommend checking the size chart against your favorite-fitting tee to ensure the perfect fit before you buy.

What makes ring-spun cotton better than regular cotton?

Ring-spun cotton is spun using a specific technique that produces a finer, softer, and more durable yarn compared to open-end cotton typically used in cheaper clothing.

Can I cancel my order for this made-to-order shirt?

Due to the made-to-order nature, we can only modify or cancel orders within 4 hours of purchase. After that, production begins.

Do you offer this design on other colors of clothing?

Yes, the Promise Me A Million Times That You Will Never Do Another Rule Shirt design is typically available on several colors, including Sport Grey and Dark Heather, with varying material blends (see Product Information above).

How soon will I receive my printed shirt?

The estimated delivery time for your t-shirt is the sum of the 2–5 business day production time plus the estimated shipping time based on your destination.

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Don’t wait to grab this legendary piece of apparel. This is the highest quality and most comfortable way to show your love for the iconic comedy sketch. Shop this design now and break all the rules of boring fashion!

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