ASSMAN License Plate Shirt | Funny Novelty Tee

This assman license plate shirt takes a classic vanity-plate gag and puts it on a soft, everyday graphic tee. If you are the type who laughs at bathroom humor and license plate puns, this one is made for you.

Design & Inspiration

The design mimics a vanity license plate, bold block letters and all, playing on the kind of DMV mix-up joke that has been a staple of raunchy comedy for decades. This assman license plate shirt is an independent parody design, not an official plate, product, or licensed item from any brand, show, or organization. It just leans into the universal humor of a plate that probably should not have gotten approved.

When to Wear It

Wear this apparel piece to a tailgate, a road trip, a bachelor or bachelorette party, or any casual hangout where a little crude humor is welcome. It also works as a gag gift for the friend who appreciates a well-timed dumb joke, or as a costume-adjacent piece for a retro car-themed party. Pair it with a denim jacket for a laid-back look, or wear it under a hoodie until you’re ready to reveal the punchline. It is also a solid pick for white elephant gift exchanges or as a stocking stuffer for the person who never takes themselves too seriously.

Frequently Asked Questions

• Is this an official or licensed license plate? No — this assman license plate shirt is an independent parody design for novelty and humor purposes only, not an actual DMV-issued plate or licensed product.
• What sizes does this shirt come in? It comes in a relaxed unisex fit from S through 3XL, so you can grab one for the whole crew.

Looking for more designs? Browse our Funny & Meme Shirts collection or check out our Gift Ideas for more shirts that don’t take themselves too seriously.